Ram Steed

Running the ad already? I’m not prepared!

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:31:00 -0600

Running the ad already? I’m not prepared!

madame-s: Ugh… Must we really go through this? … Fine. I recall...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 12:45:24 -0600

Ugh… Must we really go through this?

… Fine.

I recall one particularly hard day in which I visited Gragas’ establishment in Freljord for a typical post-terrible day mope in hopes that stepping back out into the cold would sober me up when I left. There were a handful of other Summoners there and their presence didn’t help in the slightest and their pointless blathering continued for hours whilst I busied myself drowning my sorrows.

I don’t recall the details for obvious reasons, but I do believe I overheard them speaking about the frost archer, Ashe — and how there were rumors that her skin tasted of vanilla. In my stupor, I must’ve challenged this preposterous notion and, long story short and many details I don’t quite recall later, approached her to prove them wrong when they must’ve made the addendum that it was the chest region.

Ashe is a surprisingly patient woman when she wants to be. Especially so considering that I discovered just how cold her skin was — and a bucket of warm water was required to separate us.

…Not my finest moment.

~~((and this is why we should never be allowed to speak to each other on skype))~~

If only the Journal of Justice still running. What a story!

Are you... alive?

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 18:27:00 -0500

Yes! Well, physically. As for whether or not I’m “alive” in the sense of providing...

ask-singed: Hm. I do not generally acquiesce to requests to...

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 18:16:32 -0500

ask-singed:

Hm. I do not generally acquiesce to requests to amuse others but I suppose it won’t hurt. Allow me to employ the usage of one of my Fields of Justice clones.

Enjoy.

This must be breaking at least one-hundred safety regulations.

madame-s: ((Full Size:...

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 13:05:45 -0500

madame-s:

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madame-s: askwarwick: Hmmngrmmmrr… I’d say that would depend —...

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 13:05:19 -0500

madame-s:

askwarwick:

Hmmngrmmmrr…

I’d say that would depend — on whether or not she’d wear one I gave her. Hmhmrhr!

I’ve not been fond of anything resembling restraints since that… incident.. in Zaun.

…What sort of “collars” are we speaking of, here, exactly?

Fashionable ones, I hope!

Hey singed, stop being OP.

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 14:27:40 -0500

ask-singed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4b9CzmDxeY&feature=player_embedded Srsly. —— Yes!...

Photo

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:57:56 -0500

madame-s: No. Not in so many words.I’d first come into contact with Warwick in Zaun, as part of...

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 11:54:58 -0500

madame-s: No. Not in so many words.I’d first come into contact with Warwick in Zaun, as part of...

I guess one would have to consider who we’re reporting...

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 12:06:39 -0500

I guess one would have to consider who we’re reporting back to! But, other than that. Mmmmm. Not really!

madame-s: Advances in technology, from Techmaturgy to Hextech,...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 12:14:03 -0500

madame-s:

Advances in technology, from Techmaturgy to Hextech, have always been at the forefront of my interests. This “pulsefire” technology is no exception. I have heard some very interesting tidbits about the state of the future from which this technology comes, and regardless of the truth of the outcome, it posits the question as to how summoning, too, would evolve over time, and why.

If nothing else, I am incredibly interested in understanding more about it and its origins.

((For AskPulsefireEzreal! ))

Funny story, that! I’ve been skulking about here and there...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 14:09:08 -0500

Funny story, that! I’ve been skulking about here and there quietly with the help of some of the aforementioned individuals’ magic, engineering and tailoring skills! Fear not, I’m around, and working freelance in disguise in the seedier neighborhoods has been yielding some very juicy results. I must sit down and begin a compilation one day! I feel like this could be one great big, thick multi-volume set, even!

Can’t keep this reporter down.

ask-singed: Well, hello there birthday girl. Front page...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 09:42:32 -0500

ask-singed:

Well, hello there birthday girl.

Front page material, maybe, but…. do we really want it there?

madame-s: askpulsefireezreal: I’ve actually been anticipating...

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 22:16:26 -0500

madame-s:

askpulsefireezreal:

I’ve actually been anticipating this question for a while. As you’ve probably seen from my past self, he’s suffering from a of summoners that don’t know how to play him. I’m guessing that this will be the same case for me… except worse. I expect people who haven’t even summoned before to play me the first day I’m available.

I can’t say I really approve of this, especially due to the fact I will probably die a lot more than I’m used to, but I suppose it’s for the summoners. After all, even if you start out bad, enough practice will be able to smooth it out… -holds head, still in obvious frustration-

Anyways, thank you for the question.

But of course. I do know you will at least have a few capable hands guiding your actions. I hope that is some sort of consolation.

Ohhhhohoho boy. Good luck, kid!

ask-singed: Erm. Well, why not? I do, however, ask that you...

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 11:02:49 -0500

ask-singed:

Erm. Well, why not?

I do, however, ask that you sign this waiver first. The league just gets so uppity when one of their summoners is… injured at the hands of a champion. Best to take care of the legalese first.

That’s one of the strangest requests I’ve heard yet.

madame-s: Nothing, in so many words. There were many children...

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 18:28:58 -0500

madame-s:

Nothing, in so many words.

There were many children coming and going when it came to the household of my foster parents. Toys and playthings were not a priority for them, but that suited me fine.

I spent what free time I had outside of the youth military hunting on the outskirts of the city with the family pet — a huge, black, three-eyed warhound we called Mishka. She was not a normal animal, that was for certain. During the mists of dusk and dawn, one could almost see through her, though I never learned where my foster parents obtained her.

She was ferocious and intelligent, but like a lamb with family.

Why don’t you answer these kinds of things when I ask, Scyl? You hurt me!

ask-singed: ask-soraka: Extra income never hurts, even if free...

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:10:34 -0500

ask-singed:

ask-soraka:

Extra income never hurts, even if free time is rare!

((i swiped the dress design from Madame S. Go follow her for sexy arts :>))

It’s really too bad, isn’t it? I make one mean expresso. Imagine what a killing we could make.

I am sort of disturbed by your wording, sir.

I think you avoided the point!

Tue, 29 May 2012 11:01:00 -0500

I think you avoided the point!

askwarwick: Just who are you...

Mon, 28 May 2012 20:40:21 -0500

askwarwick:

Just who are you calling fictional?

Nmmggr…. Regardless, I don’t have the time to bother talking about myself with the likes of you.

If there’s something you don’t already know about my rather infamous life, ask my unwitting, official biographer, Ram Steed.

Wait a second…

Ladies and Gentlemen, let it be known.

Mon, 28 May 2012 12:27:14 -0500

artificertrahaearn: ramsteed: Read with your own two eyes! Aw aint dat like wrenches n’ nails....